Monday, April 20, 2009

The Sin of My Ants

My bathroom has an ant problem again. These ants, which I believe are called "Pharoah Ants" are so annoying. They just won't die. We laid out some Terro, which is that poisonous syrupy crap they're suppose to eat, and share with their ant families, friends and neighbors. Well I have yet to see a trail of ants leaving the Terro. They're just camped in there and it looks like some have even drowned it in. I think I can even see them doing cannon balls and floating in little tubes. They're probably just drunk. It's pure gluttony and it's sick. I'm not here to provide for them. It's time they start doing their ant duty and take that crap back home where the real work begins. Ant Genocide. And don't forget the Queen.

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